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Birthday cards, cards for two, and a bit of fun

Free to download, in high quality. Send them to your people.

Birthday
Cards for two
Memes
Wallpaper for the month

Birthday cards

An otter in a beanie and sunglasses among gifts: “your still-not-evening” — For a friend who swears it’s not late yet

A goose in a party hat with a cake on a bench in the rain: “Once a year — today.” — For mum, a colleague, your boss

A fennec fox on a stack of gifts: “Congrats on your new favorite party sound” — everyone leaving, the kettle clicking, the apartment going quiet — For a former party animal

A fox in sunglasses in an armchair: “Welcome to the age when your knees applaud. Not broken. Just keeping minutes now.” — For someone whose knees talk back

A wolf in a suit at sunset: “Happy lower-back-left-the-chat day. That’s your body finally setting a boundary.” — For a friend who sneezes carefully

A lynx in a cream coat among gifts: “Congrats on your first unprovoked ‘oof’. Don’t treat it. Just nod.” — For someone who just said “oof” getting up

Cards for two

A note on linen with a candle and a stone marked palpo.org: “Waiting for you. Let me take the weight off your shoulders tonight.” — For someone who carries everything

A note on a wooden table with tea and a candle: “Phones away. Just warm oil, slow music, and sore shoulders tonight.” — For the one glued to their phone

A note with warm oil dripping onto it: “I have plans for you tonight. And warm oil…” — Only to your person. Check the chat twice

A note with a red ceramic heart: “Slow down. Tonight is for your shoulders…” — For the tired one who won’t admit it

A note next to a wristwatch: “Take off your watch. Tonight, you answer to my hands…” — For someone always checking the time

A note with a bowl of cherries: “The deal tonight: you bring the tired shoulders, I bring the massage.” — For someone who comes home wrecked

A note on stone with a brown ribbon: “Undo the day. You’re entirely safe in my hands tonight.” — After a long, hard day

A note by two phones and a bottle of oil: “We’ve talked to strangers all day. Tonight is for silence. Just lay down…” — After a day of calls and meetings

You can give the massage itself, too. In Minsk — that’s me.
Massage in Minsk (page in Russian) →

Memes

Before massage — an iron frowning face; after massage — a shining golden one — For the colleague at the next desk

Keyboard keys M-A-S-S-A-G-E and an Enter key — For your IT friend

A grenade made of keys: Spa, Zen, Massage, Relax, Calm — For someone about to explode

A hand holding a light bulb with a candle burning inside; the word Massage — For someone who has burnt out

Sketch: a man lies perfectly straight on a massage table. Massage, with a heart made of palms — For him

Sketch: a woman on a massage table, her hair going every which way. Massage, with a heart made of palms — For her

Free to download, in high quality.

Wallpaper for the month

Wallpaper calendar for October 2026 for a phone screen

A calendar for a phone screen. Space at the top for the clock, at the bottom for the dock.

October, light October, dark

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You are welcome to download these and send them to anyone — for birthdays or just because. For sale or advertising — only with permission. © 2026 HARDZIYENKA ALIAKSEI · palpo.org

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